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The Beauty of Socialism

Political cartoon showing the know all mindset of socialism. Photo from Pinterest.
November 20, 2020

Socialism truly is a beautiful thing. Without socialism, countries that have been crippled may not have had the opportunity to ruin themselves. Socialism is quite literally what keeps the world spinning;...

Totally Expert Opinions on the Overwhelming Smell Plaguing Forsyth

Mrs. Cheney (left) and Mr. Cheney (right)
at a Georgia football game.
September 17, 2020

Stepping outside anywhere in Forsyth county, citizens gag, cover their nose and scream out of fear because of the wretched stench that engulfs the county. Speculators believe that the cause of the smell...

Bigfoot FOUND in North Forsyth Woods: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

 North Forsyth students have been searching for Bigfoot weeks. Here is a photo of Bigfoot walking around the entrance of the trail at North Forsyth.  (Photo by Grace Wood)
December 18, 2019

Bigfoot was spotted within very woods of our school, walking down the new trail that leads to D lot on Dec. 5 late Thursday morning. It is believed that this is the same Bigfoot seen a couple weeks ago...

How to be a VSCO Girl

VSCO Girls have taken the internet by storm with their cheesy phrases and unique style.
September 23, 2019

VSCO is an app where people can post photos and showcase their creative side through the art of photography. Here are some of the few steps to follow in order to fully embrace the VSCO girl aesthetic.  Step...

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers
March 28, 2019

With prom season upon us, the Raider Wire has compiled a step-by-step guide for first-time prom attendees of everything you absolutely have to do in order for you and your social life to survive prom....

“Thank You, Next” – How to X Out Your Ex

“break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” -Ariana Grande
Photo designed on Canva with credit to Google Images.
February 28, 2019

Author’s Note: This piece is satirical. In reality, I suggest not handling break ups with casual distaste. You are dealing two hearts in a relationship, so breaking up can go terribly wrong or pretty...

Santa Quits Christmas This Year

This year, Saint Nicholas announced that he will no longer be traveling around the world to hand out presents. He claimed that everyone is so ungrateful nowadays and that people need to do more giving rather than receiving.
December 22, 2018

On Monday, Dec. 17, 2018, Saint Nicholas--commonly known as Santa Claus--stated that he would be quitting Christmas. At 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Nicholas stood in front of his home at the North Pole,...

McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon

“McDonald’s, the beloved fast food restaurant of many Americans, has a total 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations.”
December 3, 2018

McDonald’s, the beloved American fast food restaurant chain, has a total of 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations. In their new project,...

NFHS DECA Projected to Become Fortune 500

A Raider Station employee, Griffin Orzech hands a customer their fruit smoothie during the second lunch period, this hospitable practice is what makes the store so unique and well liked. The company will soon be selling products to general citizens along with the students.
October 19, 2017

North Forsyth’s own DECA, a student marketing program, has been on a steep incline and is projected to become a fortune 500 company. The company’s ascent has been thanks to an increase in important...

Dr. James Krumm Opens Senioritis Clinic to Fight Tragic Disease

For more information or to book an appointment, visit www.thesenioritisclinic.gov or call 1-800-SENIORITIS.
May 15, 2017

Throughout history, high school seniors have been deemed as lazy slackers who, after a grueling four years, don’t seem to care about their education and are merely awaiting the day when they march across...

Trump Declares Papa John’s ‘Fake Pizza’

Trump slammed the pizza giant in a tweet.
April 19, 2017

After failing to receive his order of pizza within 30 minutes of ordering, President Trump slammed the pizza giant Papa John’s on his twitter page, declaring their pizza ‘fake pizza’. A few minutes...

Mount Rushmore Elected President

Mount Rushmore Elected President
January 5, 2017

In a surprise electoral upset, the American electorate seemingly became confused on Nov. 8 and voted en masse for Mount Rushmore. The mountain beat Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump by a large margin, winning...

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