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The Morally Ambiguous Chronicle of Billy Cheesecakes

The Morally Ambiguous Chronicle of Billy Cheesecakes

Jack Scott, Staff Writer

January 24, 2014

The knights of Mordor Great Candyland were valiant slaughterers, addicted to the concept of death grand and noble men, who fought bravely for Mordor Candyland. They rode their demonhounds rainbow-barfing unicorns into combat, deathly pitchfork friendship lance in hand. They were prepared to do anything to defend thei...

Citizen Contributes Observations on the Weather

Citizen Contributes Observations on the Weather

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

January 16, 2014

Recently, on Fox News Channel, political rants ceased for an hour long report on the weather, where Rea Pete, a young woman in Georgia, gave us some insightful observations. “Yeah it’s definitely colder than last year,” Rea told us. “I mean, it’s really cold.” There have been report...

(FLATLINE) Students Rejoice as Mid-terms Near

(FLATLINE) Students Rejoice as Mid-terms Near

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

December 13, 2013

In a recent survey, 99.97 percent of students at North Forsyth High School are “absolutely overjoyed” to face the majestic beauty of mid-terms before the break. This entire semester, all students could think of was how excited they were to sit down in a room for hours and remember all that they have...

(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey

(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

December 12, 2013

Fans that saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will love its new sequel, The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey, coming to theatres tomorrow. One fan tells the Flatline, “I loved all the walking and landscape shots from the first movie. I couldn’t go to the bathroom because I’d miss that one step...

Interview with Myself: Music

Interview with Myself: Music

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

November 19, 2013

“Good morning, Brandon. You are looking great today.”   “You are too kind. You’re not so bad yourself!”   “Thank you. But let us not waste moments flattering ourselves. It’s time to get down to business. What are your thoughts on today’s music?”   “Well, music for me ...

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