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“This is an outrage...my son should be able to walk the halls of his school without having to worry about those [dental practitioners] shining a light on his dental hygiene,” says one middle-aged mother.

Dental Hygiene Freedom Controversy Bites North

Daniel Snodgrass, Staff Writer October 14, 2016

Parents are in an uproar over the newest addition to the North Forsyth High School staff, school dentist Dr. Amanda Spear, after Spear inquired multiple groups of students about their habits concerning...

When the nuclear reactor comes online, vents like the one shown above will emit thick, scalding steam which will cover North Forsyth in a foggy cloud visible for miles around. Because of possible health dangers, Barton Malow put out a statement on Wednesday advising students to do their class transitions inside.

Construction on Underground Nuclear Reactor Experiencing Delays

Jack Scott, Staff Writer September 16, 2016

Construction on the pool underneath the newest gym is wrapping up on schedule and Barton Malow is preparing to open it up to the public after fall break. However, not all is well in the world of North...

No paintings regarding this adventure have surfaced, but artists have rendered images of what they believe Bloomingdales was attempting to portray.

The Friday Jinx: Adventures in Africa

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer January 14, 2016

Documents recovered from the wreck of Sir Benedict Worcestershire Bloomingdales III, esquire’s ship, the HMS Dinghy, found in April gave readers and historians new insight into the Age of Exploration....

As we enter into the holiday season, many blame Starbucks’ red cups for the recent widespread demolition of our planet.

Disaster Plagues World Due to Starbucks Holiday Cups

Matthew McFadden, Staff Writer January 14, 2016

For the past month, the world has seen disaster strike every country imaginable.  Citizens of the world live in fear of when the next catastrophe will hit their country, their city, or their home.  In...

Lake Megalodon may have appeared to have shrunk is size, but do not be fooled. The lake is bottomless and contains a deadly prehistoric creature. “Yee. That thing will tear out ya innards through ya bum hole,” says local fisherman Horace Greely, inspecting his broken rod.

Megalodon Sighted at North Forsyth

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer December 10, 2015

Torrential rains in Forsyth County over the past few weeks have certainly dampened shoes, attitudes, and the backpacks of anyone trying to walk outside between classes, but few people are aware of the...

How could they do this to us? It is all a conspiracy—they set us up. All of the changes, while good in the long run, are actually wicked in the short run. Six specific changes can be deciphered as evil from the construction.

6 Evil Changes of the Construction

Daniel Snodgrass, Staff Writer October 22, 2015

Several controversial candidates have their eyes on the Oval Office in the 2016 election cycle. The list includes Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and now Barack Obama. Sanders and Trump both dominate discussion about their respective parties during the 2016 presidential election.

Barack Obama Announces 2016 Campaign Run

Jack Scott, Staff Writer September 21, 2015

President Barack Obama announced on September 18th that he will be running for another term as president in 2016. During a 2 hour long speech, President Obama declared “I am officially in the race, not...

An artist’s rendition of what North’s new pool will look like. The resemblance to Georgia Tech will be uncanny (Photo Credit to Jack Dalmolin)

Construction of North’s New Pool Proceeding Well

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer September 2, 2015

North Forsyth’s Raider Swim Team is receiving some sweet new upgrades this year. Thanks to generous funding from the Forsyth County Board of Education, North Forsyth High School decided to undertake...

Dr. Lynx, who has previously debuted on the Friday Lynx as a doctorate lynx of great experience, intensively inspects a glorious specimen of rock he uncovered in the field. “Meow,” he says, when asked about the quality of the geologic marvel.

Friday Lynx: Rock the Casbah

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer May 7, 2015

Rocks may be the most fascinating entities ever seen on the planet. 100% of the people that the Friday Lynx interviewed revealed that they took an interest in rocks, pebbles, and other geologic entities....

Among the documents salvaged from Bloomingdales’ ship, the HMS Dinghy, many paintings of his adventures adorn the captains’ quarters. Somehow they managed not to be spoiled by the water, and experts are studying them carefully as to discern any hidden meanings. This particular painting appears to depict Bloomingdales’ time in Egypt.

The Friday Sphinx

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer April 28, 2015

Recent findings of historical documents dating from the early Age of Exploration offer new insight into the European documentation of the New World. These documents were uncovered from a shipwreck discovered...

NFHS Senior, Justin Ebert, sits proudly next to a poster for the prom he “took no part in planning.”

An Interview on Prom with the Most Unqualified Person Imaginable

Rayne Crivelli, Staff Writer April 28, 2015

This past week, I was lucky enough to sit down with senior Justin Ebert for an interview about prom. As we all know, Ebert was North’s Junior Class President last year, meaning he was the head of prom...

Tony Abbott of Australia embraces his true identity as a master of Call of Duty. He has risen in the ranks of FaZe Clan and is widely recognized as the most MLG quickscoper in the leauge.

Montage Parodies: Best Genre of Video on the Internet

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer March 17, 2015

The internet, one of the greatest modern inventions, has been directly responsible for shaping the future of the world and beginning the Information Age. Out of all the inventions that have progressed...

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