John Scott is fairly certain he is human, however it is disputed whether or not he is a Scotsman. He often enjoys in being positively negative, saying horrendously depressing things with an attitude of pure optimistic joy. His other hobbies include playing games, writing horribly depressing stories, watching geeky television, and being socially awkward. That last one was a lie. He hates his social anxiety. So if you see this man in the wild, be sure to donate 1 dollar for…reasons. Also, try to talk to him. He needs the practice.