6 Evil Changes of the Construction

How could they do this to us? It is all a conspiracy—they set us up. All of the changes, while good in the long run, are actually wicked in the short run. Six specific changes can be deciphered as evil from the construction.

Daniel Snodgrass, Staff Writer
October 22, 2015

No More Parking Lots. The destructive construction not only makes a handy oxymoron, but it is a pain to everyone on campus. It breaks the heart of the people whom once admired the now lost beauty of the school and breaks the legs of everyone as they trudge the long way around. Oh well, at least the literature teachers are happy.
No More Parking Lots. The destructive construction not only makes a handy oxymoron, but it is a pain to everyone on campus. It breaks the heart of the people whom once admired the now lost beauty of the school and breaks the legs of everyone as they trudge the long way around. Oh well, at least the literature teachers are happy.
The Tunnel. Sounds like a crowded airport, feels like an underground shelter, smells like….well, let’s not go there. The new construction tunnel is one of the most obvious changes to those when have actually entered the school. Travel in numbers. If you hear banging, blood-craving grunts, or screams as misshapen figures slowly limp around the corner—then run.
The Tunnel. Sounds like a crowded airport, feels like an underground shelter, smells like….well, let’s not go there. The new construction tunnel is one of the most obvious changes to those when have actually entered the school. Travel in numbers. If you hear banging, blood-craving grunts, or screams as misshapen figures slowly limp around the corner—then run.
What Happened to the Bus? They did this on purpose, just to mess up our minds. Buses are supposed to go where buses are supposed to be: in—what used to be—the visitor parking lot. Don’t give in! Walk backwards as to not see the disgrace.
What Happened to the Bus? They did this on purpose, just to mess up our minds. Buses are supposed to go where buses are supposed to be: in—what used to be—the visitor parking lot. Don’t give in! Walk backwards as to not see the disgrace.
Another Pod?! We all remember the brisk, new feeling of the first new pod (which smelled a lot like Home Depot). Now this one just sits there, taunting us and laughing at us, just waiting for us to step inside so it can slam the door behind us and inflict public education upon us.
Another Pod?! We all remember the brisk, new feeling of the first new pod (which smelled a lot like Home Depot). Now this one just sits there, taunting us and laughing at us, just waiting for us to step inside so it can slam the door behind us and inflict public education upon us.
The Dead End. How many of you have been tricked by this despicable prank? I would have to raise my hand, along with probably hundreds of other poor, innocent victims. Nobody warned us before we whisked around the corner, our minds at complete oblivious ease, and hit the hard, unloving brick wall with a sickening crack. I bet, someone in Canada just laughed.
The Dead End. How many of you have been tricked by this despicable prank? I would have to raise my hand, along with probably hundreds of other poor, innocent victims. Nobody warned us before we whisked around the corner, our minds at complete oblivious ease, and hit the hard, unloving brick wall with a sickening crack. I bet, someone in Canada just laughed.
The Swamp. Once an innocent, serene patch of trees is now a dirty, nauseating swamp. The swamp stands as one of the most despicable acts of the construction. Sewer water and displaced dirt mix into a lake, toxic to anyone even thinking of drinking it. This change may not be the most obvious, but it is ruinous to the ecological balance that once enframed the school. Think about the children.
The Swamp. Once an innocent, serene patch of trees is now a dirty, nauseating swamp. The swamp stands as one of the most despicable acts of the construction. Sewer water and displaced dirt mix into a lake, toxic to anyone even thinking of drinking it. This change may not be the most obvious, but it is ruinous to the ecological balance that once enframed the school. Think about the children.