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How to Win World War Three

How to Win World War Three

Peyton Stenander, Staff Writer

January 27, 2020

As most of the general public knows, the United States is facing the pressing threat of World War Three. Of course, things are getting heated and officials need to come up with a genius plan to get this American bread. After many hours of careful research, I have formulated the master plan for America to ...

Bigfoot FOUND in North Forsyth Woods: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Bigfoot FOUND in North Forsyth Woods: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Grace Wood, Editor-in-Chief

December 18, 2019

Bigfoot was spotted within very woods of our school, walking down the new trail that leads to D lot on Dec. 5 late Thursday morning. It is believed that this is the same Bigfoot seen a couple weeks ago by two high school students.    I was walking up to the school from D lot, and to my dismay, I s...

New Hallmark Christmas Movie: A Snowy Christmas!

New Hallmark Christmas Movie: A Snowy Christmas!

Sarah Treusch, Staff Writer

December 12, 2019

The Hallmark Channel released its new Christmas original, “A Snowy Christmas!” which can be found on Wisney -, Netmix, Julu and various other streaming networks. The captivating film stars Janey Webber and Keighan Michaels. Never heard of them? Oh well. Webber, a Reese Witherspoon look-alike, ...

Senior Year is Easy-Breezy

Senior Year is Easy-Breezy

Abby Marks, Editor-In-Chief

November 22, 2019

Senior year: the moment everyone eagerly anticipates from the moment they first walk through the doors of North Forsyth for their freshman year. Special celebrations, senior nights and many lasts lay ahead, ensuring the absolute best year of their lives thus far. The hardest years of high school lay behind...

How to be a VSCO Girl

How to be a VSCO Girl

Daphni Torres, News Editor

September 23, 2019

VSCO is an app where people can post photos and showcase their creative side through the art of photography. Here are some of the few steps to follow in order to fully embrace the VSCO girl aesthetic.  Step 1: Scrunchies  Scrunchies are a key essential to becoming a true VSCO girl. Scrunchies are basically just...

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers

Blaise Rayburn, Literature Editor

March 28, 2019

With prom season upon us, the Raider Wire has compiled a step-by-step guide for first-time prom attendees of everything you absolutely have to do in order for you and your social life to survive prom.   Step One: Planning You should always start thinking about what you will do for pro...

“Thank You, Next” – How to X Out Your Ex

“Thank You, Next” – How to X Out Your Ex

Anna Goellner, Literary Magazine Editor

February 28, 2019

Author’s Note: This piece is satirical. In reality, I suggest not handling break ups with casual distaste. You are dealing two hearts in a relationship, so breaking up can go terribly wrong or pretty decent. It is okay to want to break up with someone - it is expected and a natural part of growing ...

President Trump’s Twitter Account Has Officially Been Confiscated

President Trump’s Twitter Account Has Officially Been Confiscated

Kana Mullee, Staff Writer

January 31, 2019

On Thursday, Jan. 27, Twitter released a statement officially announcing that Donald Trump’s account had been removed and that he was banned from ever making an account on the social media outlet ever again. The reason given was that they were “done up with the president being mean and rude o...

Santa Quits Christmas This Year

Santa Quits Christmas This Year

Cynda Allen, Staff Writer

December 22, 2018

On Monday, Dec. 17, 2018, Saint Nicholas--commonly known as Santa Claus--stated that he would be quitting Christmas. At 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Nicholas stood in front of his home at the North Pole, with millions of elves and reporters from all around the world watching. With a distressed look on his f...

McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon

McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon

Grace Wood, Sports Editor

December 3, 2018

McDonald’s, the beloved American fast food restaurant chain, has a total of 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations. In their new project, they are planning to build a McDonald’s on the moon. As if we have not destroyed our own planet e...

How to Win a Date in Six Easy Steps

How to Win a Date in Six Easy Steps

Anna Goellner, Staff Writer

April 18, 2018

It is that time of year again: paper hearts, melted chocolates and cheesy romance puns. Couples passionately make-out in the hallway and the kids around you have desks overflowing with pink and red cards. The love bug has started its persistent buzzing in the ears of naive, flirty teenagers. February...

NFHS DECA Projected to Become Fortune 500

NFHS DECA Projected to Become Fortune 500

Leilani Gibbons, Editor-in-Chief

October 19, 2017

North Forsyth’s own DECA, a student marketing program, has been on a steep incline and is projected to become a fortune 500 company. The company’s ascent has been thanks to an increase in important numbers that measure market growth and show a tremendous rise in business. Beginning in January of...

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