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How to Win World War Three

A true representation of what a tribute to World War Three will look like.

Peyton Stenander, Staff Writer

January 27, 2020

As most of the general public knows, the United States is facing the pressing threat of World War Three. Of course, things are getting heated and officials need to come up with a genius plan to get this American bread. After many hours of careful research, I have formulated the master plan for America to ...

Bigfoot FOUND in North Forsyth Woods: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

 North Forsyth students have been searching for Bigfoot weeks. Here is a photo of Bigfoot walking around the entrance of the trail at North Forsyth.  (Photo by Grace Wood)

Grace Wood, Editor-in-Chief

December 18, 2019

Bigfoot was spotted within very woods of our school, walking down the new trail that leads to D lot on Dec. 5 late Thursday morning. It is believed that this is the same Bigfoot seen a couple weeks ago by two high school students.    I was walking up to the school from D lot, and to my dismay, I s...

New Hallmark Christmas Movie: A Snowy Christmas!

Though she does not traditionally love Hallmark movies, Lilly Marker absolutely adores the Christmas season and spending time with her family. Her sister, Trinity Marker, evidently does as well!

Sarah Treusch, Staff Writer

December 12, 2019

The Hallmark Channel released its new Christmas original, “A Snowy Christmas!” which can be found on Wisney -, Netmix, Julu and various other streaming networks. The captivating film stars Janey Webber and Keighan Michaels. Never heard of them? Oh well. Webber, a Reese Witherspoon look-alike, ...

Senior Year is Easy-Breezy

Photo Caption: Senior Anes Ribic applies to his dream school, Harvard. He has no worries at all about getting in. Photo by Abby Marks.

Abby Marks, Editor-In-Chief

November 22, 2019

Senior year: the moment everyone eagerly anticipates from the moment they first walk through the doors of North Forsyth for their freshman year. Special celebrations, senior nights and many lasts lay ahead, ensuring the absolute best year of their lives thus far. The hardest years of high school lay behind...

How to be a VSCO Girl

VSCO Girls have taken the internet by storm with their cheesy phrases and unique style.

Daphni Torres, News Editor

September 23, 2019

VSCO is an app where people can post photos and showcase their creative side through the art of photography. Here are some of the few steps to follow in order to fully embrace the VSCO girl aesthetic.  Step 1: Scrunchies  Scrunchies are a key essential to becoming a true VSCO girl. Scrunchies are basically just...

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers

A Step-by-Step Guide to Prom for First-Timers

Blaise Rayburn, Literature Editor

March 28, 2019

With prom season upon us, the Raider Wire has compiled a step-by-step guide for first-time prom attendees of everything you absolutely have to do in order for you and your social life to survive prom.   Step One: Planning You should always start thinking about what you will do for pro...

“Thank You, Next” – How to X Out Your Ex

“break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” -Ariana Grande
Photo designed on Canva with credit to Google Images.

Anna Goellner, Literary Magazine Editor

February 28, 2019

Author’s Note: This piece is satirical. In reality, I suggest not handling break ups with casual distaste. You are dealing two hearts in a relationship, so breaking up can go terribly wrong or pretty decent. It is okay to want to break up with someone - it is expected and a natural part of growing ...

President Trump’s Twitter Account Has Officially Been Confiscated

Twitter is done with President Donald Trump’s constant tweets and has decided to take action and ban him for life. Donald Trump has rebelled by defecting to Instagram.

Kana Mullee, Staff Writer

January 31, 2019

On Thursday, Jan. 27, Twitter released a statement officially announcing that Donald Trump’s account had been removed and that he was banned from ever making an account on the social media outlet ever again. The reason given was that they were “done up with the president being mean and rude o...

Santa Quits Christmas This Year

This year, Saint Nicholas announced that he will no longer be traveling around the world to hand out presents. He claimed that everyone is so ungrateful nowadays and that people need to do more giving rather than receiving.

Cynda Allen, Staff Writer

December 22, 2018

On Monday, Dec. 17, 2018, Saint Nicholas--commonly known as Santa Claus--stated that he would be quitting Christmas. At 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Nicholas stood in front of his home at the North Pole, with millions of elves and reporters from all around the world watching. With a distressed look on his f...

McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon

“McDonald’s, the beloved fast food restaurant of many Americans, has a total 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations.”

Grace Wood, Sports Editor

December 3, 2018

McDonald’s, the beloved American fast food restaurant chain, has a total of 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations. In their new project, they are planning to build a McDonald’s on the moon. As if we have not destroyed our own planet e...

How to Win a Date in Six Easy Steps

Make 2018 the year you finally win a date!

Anna Goellner, Staff Writer

April 18, 2018

It is that time of year again: paper hearts, melted chocolates and cheesy romance puns. Couples passionately make-out in the hallway and the kids around you have desks overflowing with pink and red cards. The love bug has started its persistent buzzing in the ears of naive, flirty teenagers. February...

NFHS DECA Projected to Become Fortune 500

A Raider Station employee, Griffin Orzech hands a customer their fruit smoothie during the second lunch period, this hospitable practice is what makes the store so unique and well liked. The company will soon be selling products to general citizens along with the students.

Leilani Gibbons, Editor-in-Chief

October 19, 2017

North Forsyth’s own DECA, a student marketing program, has been on a steep incline and is projected to become a fortune 500 company. The company’s ascent has been thanks to an increase in important numbers that measure market growth and show a tremendous rise in business. Beginning in January of...

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