There is one problem that goes entirely unnoticed in the United States: traffic cones. There are simply too many of them. They crowd streets and block passersby. They fill sidewalks where there isn’t...

“Harmony within our walls.” Wrong. The Ewingtopia regime is controlling, manipulative, and a violation of our rights as North Forsyth citizens.    The rules are an absurd way to exert power...

Have you ever chuckled at how some debates seem to be more about laughter than serious arguments? It's like finding joy in the little differences we all have. Well, some people are not going to be chuckling...

Ah, Valentine's Day, the one day a year when love is in the air and florists rejoice as they rake in the profits from overpriced bouquets. But let's be real here. Is Valentine's Day really the beacon of...

Pollen season is one season that many Americans await with anxious anticipation. Each spring brings an increase in the number of pollen particles floating through the air, which tends to irritate the immune...

North students who have an Instagram account may be well aware of a parody account created for Bob Carnaroli, North’s principal. The handle is “principalcanoli,” which showcases one of many nicknames...

In America and Canada, Groundhog Day is a beloved tradition where Phil, the 137-year-old groundhog, exits his burrow and reveals whether the following six weeks will be prolonged winter or early spring...

In 2014, Owen Wickman (a staff writer for the Raider Wire) wrote a satire piece about the Illuminati conspiracy that was taking place in the Coal Mountain school area, specifically in the halls of North...

It’s the season for giving thanks --Thanksgiving, if you will-- and that means that the national debate on the validity of turkey independence is picking up steam once again. There are several small...

Socialism truly is a beautiful thing. Without socialism, countries that have been crippled may not have had the opportunity to ruin themselves. Socialism is quite literally what keeps the world spinning;...

Stepping outside anywhere in Forsyth county, citizens gag, cover their nose and scream out of fear because of the wretched stench that engulfs the county. Speculators believe that the cause of the smell...

As most of the general public knows, the United States is facing the pressing threat of World War Three. Of course, things are getting heated and officials need to come up with a genius plan to get this...