Love is fake

only thing good about weddings is cake

Affection is dead

it is a fairytale for children in bed

Love isn’t real

neither is the color teal

made up to get you to buy the wrong dress

to fail your girlfriend’s test,

so more dresses you will buy

then the bill will go sky high

wasting all your money

on your shopaholic honey

love is a chemical in the brain

trying to find it will make you go insane

it’s in all mammals to get them to reproduce

all from humans to moose

weddings are a pain

faking a smile is the equivalent to being crippled with a cane 

If you disagree

please leave me be

my opinion is not fact

please don’t attack