Stepping outside anywhere in Forsyth county, citizens gag, cover their nose and scream out of fear because of the wretched stench that engulfs the county. Speculators believe that the cause of the smell is the chicken plant. Karens, rebellious teens, and dogs –all of whom typically have quite different opinions– can all agree on one thing: the odor needs to dissipate sooner rather than later.

Expert James Smith, interviewed in his very own vegan cookie dough shop, says that “[he is] not sure if people are wearing masks because of the pandemic or the smell.”

Mary Johnson, a COVID patient quarantining at home, confessed in a Zoom interview that “[she is] finally following [her] doctor’s orders and staying home because of the disgusting odor.”

Frederick Jones, who works at the chicken plant, states “I have not smelled any odor, and my company has not received any complaints.”

Nurse Paul McDonald whispered, “Don’t tell anyone, but Jeremy told Richard told Joey told me that it is the zombie apocalypse.”

Madison Stewart, the chicken plant manager, states “I have not smelled any odor, and my company has not received any complaints.”

As one can clearly tell, the chicken plant claims to have no part in the odor that can be found in every corner of the county. Some experts bring up the point that people will take extensive measures to avoid the smell, and a few of those measures overlap with the safety precautions for Covid-19.