Hello, and welcome to part two. In this part, you will continue the story that was first laid out in part one. If you have not read part one, then obviously you made a mistake in coming here.  Shame on...

So. Where to begin? Or, perhaps a better question: why are you here? No. I’m serious. Why are you here? You don’t have to answer me. I can’t hear you, after all. I’m just a piece of paper,...