In light of the numerous anti-Trump protests across America, both the Senate and the House of Representatives have unanimously voted to ignore the results of the recent election and make Hillary Clinton the new president –elect of the United States.

When Donald Trump was voted the president-elect last Tuesday, many malcontents took to the streets in protest. There were rallies in New York, California, Georgia, Washington D.C and numerous other locations. Protestors were chanting phrases like “not my president” and burning a life-like effigy of Trump’s face. Trump felt bad for the upset citizens and conceded, imploring the Senate and House to make the right decision.

“I am very sorry,” Trump said in a public statement following the decision, “I should have asked for the input of the 43.2% of Americans whom did not vote before I accepted the presidency.” All branches of the government also issued an apology for the outcome of the election, and are promising a compensation so there are no hard feelings.

In Hillary’s concession of the concession speech, she promised that, “…from now on, [she] will make sure that everybody will get what they want, when they want.”