Mount Rushmore Elected President
Jack Scott, Staff Writer
January 5, 2017 • 345 views
Filed under Features, Showcase, The Raider Flatline (North's Satirical News)
In a surprise electoral upset, the American electorate seemingly became confused on Nov. 8 and voted en masse for Mount Rushmore. The mountain beat Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump by a large margin, winning 296 electoral votes to Trump’s 170 and Clinton’s 72. Rushmore did especially well in South...
It Came from Snow: How Amicalola’s Dress Altered My Perspective
Caitlin Shelby, Staff Writer
February 20, 2014 • 870 views
Filed under Features, Showcase
There lies within us all the power to alter our perspectives, as difficult as that choice may seem. Sometimes, however, we find perspective altered for us. Alteration can branch from the snide remark that shows someone’s true colors. It can arise from the sudden stand in the shoes of the victim when...
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