Mount Rushmore Elected President
Jack Scott, Staff Writer
January 5, 2017
Filed under Features, Showcase, The Raider Flatline (North's Satirical News)
In a surprise electoral upset, the American electorate seemingly became confused on Nov. 8 and voted en masse for Mount Rushmore. The mountain beat Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump by a large margin, winning 296 electoral votes to Trump’s 170 and Clinton’s 72. Rushmore did especially well in South...
It Came from Snow: How Amicalola’s Dress Altered My Perspective
Caitlin Shelby, Staff Writer
February 20, 2014
Filed under Features, Showcase
There lies within us all the power to alter our perspectives, as difficult as that choice may seem. Sometimes, however, we find perspective altered for us. Alteration can branch from the snide remark that shows someone’s true colors. It can arise from the sudden stand in the shoes of the victim when...
Blaise Rayburn, Literature Editor
January 10, 2019
In the age of WebMD and online quizzes, hypochondriacs are thriving. But the realm of digital self-diagnostic tools not only covers physical illness but has also expanded...
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