There once was a cat,

Who wore a banana hat,

And lived in a flat.

Her hat made her mad

She looked funny—just a tad.

Amused was her Lad.

It strangled her head,

So she could not go to bed.

All she felt was dread.

She felt too stuffy.

Though it was oh so fluffy,

Made her cheeks puffy.

Her Lad saved the day,

When he took the hat away,

And asleep she lay.