Moon – The Raider Wire

McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon

Grace Wood, Sports Editor

December 3, 2018

Filed under Features, Showcase, The Raider Flatline (North's Satirical News)

McDonald’s, the beloved American fast food restaurant chain, has a total of 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations. In their new project, they are planning to build a McDonald’s on the moon. As if we have not destroyed our own planet e...

Tags: Fast Food, Features, McDonald’s, Moon, Satire, Space

Dark Side of Life

Lany Campbell, Staff Writer

April 15, 2016

Filed under Literature, Showcase

Leave but don’t leave me Forget the sun Smiles and tears is all your life will be Balanced on the biggest wave You race toward an early grave I’ve been mad for years Been over the edge I’ve been like the most of us It’s very hard to explain why you’re mad,...

Tags: Dark Side, Luna, Moon, Pink Floyd, Poem

You Do Not Have to Land Among the Stars: Just Make it Into Orbit

Lyndsay Hampton, Poetry Editor

September 16, 2013

Filed under Editorial/Opinion, Showcase

You do not have to land among the stars; you just have to make it into orbit. Now, we are not all astronomers here, so hear this explanation…As long as you are working towards your goal and making strides to reach those stars, then you are doing more than fine. Lance Armstrong was not born on the...

Tags: Armstrong, Buddha, George, Goals, Lance, Life, Moon, Stars, Washington