McDonald’s Deposits $40 billion for Their New Location on the Moon
Grace Wood, Sports Editor
December 3, 2018
Filed under Features, Showcase, The Raider Flatline (North's Satirical News)
McDonald’s, the beloved American fast food restaurant chain, has a total of 36,899 restaurants in 120 different countries, and the company is not done yet expanding their locations. In their new project, they are planning to build a McDonald’s on the moon. As if we have not destroyed our own planet e...
Dark Side of Life
Lany Campbell, Staff Writer
April 15, 2016
Filed under Literature, Showcase
Leave but don’t leave me Forget the sun Smiles and tears is all your life will be Balanced on the biggest wave You race toward an early grave I’ve been mad for years Been over the edge I’ve been like the most of us It’s very hard to explain why you’re mad,...
You Do Not Have to Land Among the Stars: Just Make it Into Orbit
Lyndsay Hampton, Poetry Editor
September 16, 2013
Filed under Editorial/Opinion, Showcase
You do not have to land among the stars; you just have to make it into orbit. Now, we are not all astronomers here, so hear this explanation…As long as you are working towards your goal and making strides to reach those stars, then you are doing more than fine. Lance Armstrong was not born on the...
Blaise Rayburn, Literature Editor
January 10, 2019
In the age of WebMD and online quizzes, hypochondriacs are thriving. But the realm of digital self-diagnostic tools not only covers physical illness but has also expanded...
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