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10 Emergencies We Are Not Prepared For

April 14, 2015

Fires, Tornados, Gunmen—the school system has trained us all how to respond to emergency situations such as these, but what if there is an earthquake? What if the roof caves in? What if the school floods? What if...

Tags: Advice, North Forsyth, Procedures, Satirical, School

Friday Lynx: Recent Studies Show…

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer

May 16, 2014

In a recent study published in The American Journal of Criminal Psychology has revealed that almost every serial killer in American history was at one point denied the purchase of a new toy when they were young. This startling new information about origins of serial killers may prompt a push for large ...

Tags: Flatline, Funny, Satire, Satirical

Citizen Contributes Observations on the Weather

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

January 16, 2014

Recently, on Fox News Channel, political rants ceased for an hour long report on the weather, where Rea Pete, a young woman in Georgia, gave us some insightful observations. “Yeah it’s definitely colder than last year,” Rea told us. “I mean, it’s really cold.” There have been report...

Tags: Cold, Freezing, Funny, Parody, Satire, Satirical

(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey

Brandon Moss, Sports Editor

December 12, 2013

Fans that saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will love its new sequel, The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey, coming to theatres tomorrow. One fan tells the Flatline, “I loved all the walking and landscape shots from the first movie. I couldn’t go to the bathroom because I’d miss that one step...

Tags: 2013, Movie, Satire, Satirical