(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey


Brandon Moss

The biggest movie of the year. Also, the longest.

Fans that saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will love its new sequel, The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey, coming to theatres tomorrow. One fan tells the Flatline, “I loved all the walking and landscape shots from the first movie. I couldn’t go to the bathroom because I’d miss that one step where nothing might happen.”

Another Tolkien Enthusiast explains, “You see, one two-hour movie wasn’t enough. One book needs to be split into a 9-hour adventure. Also, look at all this expensive new merch from the movies! I’ve got to buy it all!”