(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey

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(FLATLINE) The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey

The biggest movie of the year. Also, the longest.

The biggest movie of the year. Also, the longest.

Brandon Moss

The biggest movie of the year. Also, the longest.

Brandon Moss

Brandon Moss

The biggest movie of the year. Also, the longest.

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Fans that saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will love its new sequel, The Hobbit 2: An Unnecessary Journey, coming to theatres tomorrow. One fan tells the Flatline, “I loved all the walking and landscape shots from the first movie. I couldn’t go to the bathroom because I’d miss that one step where nothing might happen.”

Another Tolkien Enthusiast explains, “You see, one two-hour movie wasn’t enough. One book needs to be split into a 9-hour adventure. Also, look at all this expensive new merch from the movies! I’ve got to buy it all!”