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Owen Wickman

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer

Owen Wickman is an interesting creature who roams the halls of North Forsyth. The government will not allow him to do otherwise. *Sounds of flipping tables and muffled gunshots* Owen Wickman has been relocated to the Ministry of Love for rehabilitation. Owen Wickman loves Big Brother. He does not enjoy creating satirical content within his writing and photography. Video games do not sit high on his of list of favorite activities. The Ministry of Love, Owen’s favorite ministry, is now accepting applications. You can visit them in Room 101, or online at, but make sure you ask your parent’s permission before going online.

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Lake Megalodon may have appeared to have shrunk is size, but do not be fooled. The lake is bottomless and contains a deadly prehistoric creature. “Yee. That thing will tear out ya innards through ya bum hole,” says local fisherman Horace Greely, inspecting his broken rod.

Megalodon Sighted at North Forsyth

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer
December 10, 2015
Wikipedia as gotten a bad rap over the years. Some information on the site may be more honest and accurate than one might think.

Wikipedia and Credibility

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer
November 19, 2015
Among the documents salvaged from Bloomingdales’ ship, the HMS Dinghy, many paintings of his adventures adorn the captains’ quarters. Somehow they managed not to be spoiled by the water, and experts are studying them carefully as to discern any hidden meanings. This particular painting appears to depict Bloomingdales’ time in Egypt.

The Friday Sphinx

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer
April 28, 2015
Lynxes are not supposed to be in space. However, these two lynxes have decided to defy conventional laws of nature.

Friday Lynx: Space Edition

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer
May 19, 2014
The benevolent emperor, Walt Disney, has bestowed upon you the gift of glorious animated films.

The Empire of Disney

Owen Wickman, Staff Writer
May 15, 2014
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