Danielle Stone, Staff Writer
Danielle Stone is a gelastic bantam who spends more time tripping over her own feet than she would care to admit. She currently holds the position of Worst Person on the Planet, and she is a self-certified pretentious idiot. Often, she can be found throwing her existentialism at others or otherwise making her peers uncomfortable. There are very few things she enjoys; included on this short list are chocolate, alternative music, and dogs. Because she is small and generally unintimidating, she compensates by wearing all black all the time and not smiling very often.