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Fun Controversial Opinions

Kinley Waltman, Editor-in-Chief March 18, 2024

Have you ever chuckled at how some debates seem to be more about laughter than serious arguments? It's like finding joy in the little differences we all have. Well, some people are not going to be chuckling...

Let’s end this “holiday” for good.

Is Valentine’s Day really a good holiday?

Kinley Waltman, Editor-in-Chief February 13, 2024

Ah, Valentine's Day, the one day a year when love is in the air and florists rejoice as they rake in the profits from overpriced bouquets. But let's be real here. Is Valentine's Day really the beacon of...

Pollen’s platform is often used for expressing political views and also general opinions about cuisine (it all sucks). (Photo by Emma Simmons)

Pollen’s Political Endeavors

Emma Simmons, Editor-in-Chief March 27, 2023

Pollen season is one season that many Americans await with anxious anticipation. Each spring brings an increase in the number of pollen particles floating through the air, which tends to irritate the immune...

Carnaroli v. Anonymous (2023) Photo by Gracie Zimmerman

Principalcanoli On Instagram is Defamation

Gracie Zimmerman, Literature editor February 23, 2023

North students who have an Instagram account may be well aware of a parody account created for Bob Carnaroli, North’s principal. The handle is “principalcanoli,” which showcases one of many nicknames...

Support for Phil is support for America (Design by: Sarah Treusch).

Phil Deserves Respect

Sarah Treusch, Editor-in-Chief February 6, 2023

In America and Canada, Groundhog Day is a beloved tradition where Phil, the 137-year-old groundhog, exits his burrow and reveals whether the following six weeks will be prolonged winter or early spring...

Can you see the signs? (Original photo by Owen Wickman)

Illuminati Conspiracy: The Resurgence?

Emma Simmons, Sports Editor February 16, 2022

In 2014, Owen Wickman (a staff writer for the Raider Wire) wrote a satire piece about the Illuminati conspiracy that was taking place in the Coal Mountain school area, specifically in the halls of North...

The intrinsic rights of turkeys are violated every year. (Made with Canva)

The Fight for Turkey Rights

Emma Simmons, Sports Editor November 10, 2021

It’s the season for giving thanks --Thanksgiving, if you will-- and that means that the national debate on the validity of turkey independence is picking up steam once again. There are several small...

Political cartoon showing the know all mindset of socialism. Photo from Pinterest.

The Beauty of Socialism

Drew Bearden, Staff Writer November 20, 2020

Socialism truly is a beautiful thing. Without socialism, countries that have been crippled may not have had the opportunity to ruin themselves. Socialism is quite literally what keeps the world spinning;...

Mrs. Cheney (left) and Mr. Cheney (right)
at a Georgia football game.

Totally Expert Opinions on the Overwhelming Smell Plaguing Forsyth

Sarah Treusch, News & Sports Editor September 17, 2020

Stepping outside anywhere in Forsyth county, citizens gag, cover their nose and scream out of fear because of the wretched stench that engulfs the county. Speculators believe that the cause of the smell...

A true representation of what a tribute to World War Three will look like.

How to Win World War Three

Peyton Stenander, Staff Writer January 27, 2020

As most of the general public knows, the United States is facing the pressing threat of World War Three. Of course, things are getting heated and officials need to come up with a genius plan to get this...

 North Forsyth students have been searching for Bigfoot weeks. Here is a photo of Bigfoot walking around the entrance of the trail at North Forsyth.  (Photo by Grace Wood)

Bigfoot FOUND in North Forsyth Woods: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Grace Wood, Editor-in-Chief December 18, 2019

Bigfoot was spotted within very woods of our school, walking down the new trail that leads to D lot on Dec. 5 late Thursday morning. It is believed that this is the same Bigfoot seen a couple weeks ago...

Though she does not traditionally love Hallmark movies, Lilly Marker absolutely adores the Christmas season and spending time with her family. Her sister, Trinity Marker, evidently does as well!

New Hallmark Christmas Movie: A Snowy Christmas!

Sarah Treusch, Staff Writer December 12, 2019

The Hallmark Channel released its new Christmas original, “A Snowy Christmas!” which can be found on Wisney -, Netmix, Julu and various other streaming networks. The captivating film stars Janey...

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